This Is Hell

2009-10-14T20:13:00.002+08:00

Daily Quotes is back :D

Don't stop smiling even when you're sad, because you never know, someone may be falling in love with your smile.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

When life gives you lemons, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Humans have the incredible ability to judge logically but still come up with the wrong conclusions.

I do not love you for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.

Spread the love :D
M.

HB, prez

2009-07-31T07:31:00.000+08:00

HAHAHA!!!

Today's a special day~

Have a EMO-ish BIRTHDAY(the life sucks way), PRESIDENT!!!!

zat's right, it's our beloved prez's birthday. Everyone make sure to give her a offering k? ;)

Life sucks, M & LBandit.

vice pres post

2009-06-26T14:47:00.001+08:00

And now, your daily (or not so daily) dose of Silly Quotes, that''ll take your mind off life for awhile.

If being stupid was a crime, I would have a life sentence. (copyright of M, don't you steal it.)

Spread the word,
Your Vice President
M.

A nice logic puzzle for you! Tag on tagboard if you think you know the answer.

You are on an island in the middle of a lake.
The lake is in a remote part of the country and there has never been a bridge connecting the island to the mainland.

Every day a tractor and wagon gives hay rides around the island. Puzzled as to how the tractor had gotten onto the island, you ask around and find out that the tractor was not transported to the island by boat or by air. Nor was it built on the island.

Explain how the tractor got there?

Life sucks, and you know it.
Your Vice-President
M.

2009-06-18T11:59:00.000+08:00

And now, your daily (or not so daily) dose of Silly Quotes, that'll take your mind off life for awhile.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming.

OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO.

A repair shop:WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Clean laundry helps the confidence level, which helps the self image, which helps um, you win games, which makes you rich, which leads to greed, which leads to more money!!!, Which causes immense spending, which then triggers high anxiety, which causes a heart attack at the age of 31 and puts you in a coma for 10 years while you lose all of your money and you start at the beginning again!

Spread the word,
Your Vice President
M.

Cover Picture: The Lonely Girl

2009-06-03T22:00:00.000+08:00

Maou (copyright)
this picture is the property of MAOU. pls ask if you want to use.

I had made a cover picture for my story, The Lonely Girl :D
YAY!!!
Everything is by me, ok?
Even the apple.
I ate the apple, put some effects. And TADA!
yup. I'm so proud of myself. :)

Written By: Maou (copyright)

Love/Hate Challenge

2009-05-31T22:01:00.001+08:00

Love/Hate Challenge

The Lonely Girl (Part 5, Last Part)

Holding the knife,
She edged closer.
And closer.
With eyes glaring right through me.
I almost melted under her glare.

"No, NO!"

I tried to run away from her.
Somehow,
She was always
Right behind me.
I could not shook her off!

I started to panic.
This was not how it should be.

Suddenly,
I felt a chill.
Could this be death calling?

"You are right.
I'm your death calling."

Laughing hysterically.

I could feel her cold breath at my skin,
Right next to me.
My body froze.

I could feel her feelings flowing through me.
Cold as ice.
Just as the cold blade pierced through
My heart.

My eyes went blur.
I dropped to the ground.

I woke to find myself
In an unknown room.

"Where am I?"

I looked outside the window.
She's there.
When she saw me,
She smiled.
Wickedly.

"You did promise me
That you'll do anything for me,
Right?
So, you'll live here with me."

Could this be...?

Then, it occurred to me that
I'm already
DEAD.

Police sirens...

"We found a young boy
dead at the train station.
Witnesses said that he had been talking to himself
Often,
Recently.
Most probably, he's having a mental illness.
A witness said that he had
Killed himself
With a knife."

"Who's this witness?"

"That young lady over there.
She said she's known as
'The Lonely Girl'."

Maybe no one saw,
But at one corner,
The Lonely Girl
Is smiling happily.

No one knows the truth.

"Can you hear my heart screaming?"

Written By: Maou (copyright)

Outing

2009-05-30T21:16:00.000+08:00

Hey ya'll.
Since it's june hols and all, we're going to organize an outing for ya'll. But before that, we gotta know if ya'll go to the place of choice.

Click Here to take survey

Take it, ya?

Hope to see a good answer,
Director

Love/Hate Challenge

2009-05-29T21:35:00.001+08:00

Love/Hate Challenge

The Lonely Girl (Part 4)

It was dark.

I hate dark places.
It gave me the creeps...
However,
Since she insisted to go there,
I just had to give in.

Out of the blue,
The lights were switched on.
She's gone.
And I was at the edge of the platform.
Almost falling...
To my DEATH.

I looked around me,
Searching for her.
I thought I saw someone
And turned.

I was... speechless.
She seemed to be floating...
And fading.

Gone.

She was nowhere in sight.
Then,
I remembered.

This old and vacant train station
Was the same as the one in the picture.

I took out the picture from my pocket.
I was right!
However, there's something written
On the supposedly 'blank' poster.

"We will always be together forever."
Sweet.

Footsteps.
I heard footsteps.
I turned around to see her standing in front of me.

I smiled.
She... smirked.
Then, I realised that I had made a HUGE mistake.

In her hand
Was a knife.

Written By: Maou (copyright)

Love/Hate Challenge

2009-05-29T21:27:00.000+08:00

Love/Hate Challenge

The Lonely Girl (Part 3)

"So where are we going to next?"

She stopped walking suddenly and stared to the ground.
I thought there was something wrong.
She looked rather... shocked.

For some strange reason,
She suddenly smirked.
She must have been having mood swings,
That's what I thought.

She pointed her index finger to the front.

"Let's go there."

Written By: Maou (copyright)

Love/Hate Challenge

2009-05-29T11:51:00.000+08:00

Love/Hate Challenge

The Lonely Girl (Part 2)

That day, when I saw her the second time
At the train station,
She looked weird.
I mean it.
She really did looked weird.

Maybe because she was standing
On the other side of the train.
Even though there's no platform on the other side.

I must had been seeing things.

I woke up to find myself in my room.

"That must have been a bad dream."

My hand was groping around at the side table,
Searching for my spectacles.
Not only did I found my spectacles,
I found a picture as well.

It was a picture from the train station.
In that picture,
There's a blank poster.

I had never seen this picture before.
Not thinking much,
I stashed the picture in my pocket
And went out.

She was already waiting outside my house.
She turned around.
And smiled.

I hate making her wait.
Especially on our first date.

Written By: Maou (copyright)

P.S.: Something exciting is going to happen to the guy...
The scary way.... haha

Love/Hate Challenge

2009-05-28T14:27:00.000+08:00

Love/Hate Challenge

The Lonely Girl (Part 1)

I saw someone crying in the train.
She knew she was in public, but she did not stop.
I asked her what was wrong.
She said her boyfriend dumped her.

Suddenly, she stopped crying.
She looked up and stared at me for a moment...
Before she finally smiled.

My jaw almost dropped.
Never in my life had I met such a beautiful girl.

I had taken a liking towards her.
In the end, I offered to walk her home.

"This is the first time someone offered to do so."

I felt so touched.

However, somehow she seemed different.
She looked rather sad.

I wanted her to be happy.
I wished I could hug her.
Anything to make her happy again.

"What can I do for you?
I'll do anything just to make you happy again."

"Anything?"

She smiled. A huge smile.
I wanted her to know that I'll always be there for her.
Before she opened her front door,
she turned to hug me,
waved me goodbye and went in.

I had fallen in love with a girl that I don't know.
Ahh... I guess this is what called LOVE.

That day, I waited for her at the train station,
Wondering whether she would come again.
Just as I was thinking about her,
There...
Right in front of me...
Is THE LONELY GIRL.

Written By: Maou (copyright)

LoveXhate

2009-05-20T14:19:00.000+08:00

Ok peeps.
This is sad. Seriously. So little people actually submitted for this challenge. :(
I am one unhappy director.

So... to give ya'll one last chance. We're gonna extend the entry date till the end of may. Ya'll have till the end of may to submit something. Or else I'm going to haunt you. I swear I will.

Thanks.

Love/Hate

2009-05-17T20:14:00.000+08:00

LoveXhatE

To love is a bliss,
Just like ignorance.
To hate is a fact.
Just like reality.
But it is MAN,
Who hates,
Loves,
And devour.
So is it Man who loves to hate.
Or do we just hate to love...?

Stung once again,
LBandit

Love/Hate challenge

2009-05-17T00:42:00.000+08:00

Hate is Love taken to the extreme.
Makes sense, no? I will convince you.
Hate. What is hate?
Hate of your mother's murderer originated out of your love for your mother.
Hate of someone different from you, whether it is his country, religion or habits, came from the love you bestowed on your own identity.
Hate of an annoying procedure you are being forced to do comes from the love you have for your own time and effort.
Hate of INJUSTICE, needless to say, comes from your love for justice, equality, righteousness in this world.
Hate. What is hate?
Is it an involuntary feeling?
Or is it a natural reaction which stems from your love, your mind's natural desire to CHANGE, to make an impact, ~~to remove that irksome something?~~
Hatred can do good things to the world.
Mostly, it does bad stuff.
Revenge, wars, enemity results in death, destruction and grief.
So is it the EXCESS of love, for your own beliefs, your own pride, your own materialistic wants,
this selfishness of yours
that turns beautiful, pure love
into dark, evil hate.
Think about it.

Love with all your heart, but in the process of doing so, don't destroy someone else's love in the process. For everything in the world has an equal right to enjoy their own existence.

Mad Scientist.

2009-05-13T18:17:00.000+08:00

Love/Hate Challenge

Loving you is such pain
As all you ever did was to promise.
However, you never fulfill any of your promises.

One day, we went out. On a date.
I was so happy.
So happy that my heart almost STOP.
Little did I know that my heart already STOP.

You were smiling so sweetly.
So sweetly that I thought I could melt.
I thought I was really melting. Until I felt it.

Pain.
I felt pain.
It was so painful that tears started flowing.
I looked up. You were still smiling.

I fell.
Fell into a pool of blood.

Why didn't you tell me that you hated me?

You just left me there with the knife still piercing through my heart.

Love is such a PAIN.

Written By: Maou (copyright)

Love/Hate Challenge

2009-05-13T18:10:00.001+08:00

Love/Hate Challenge

Love

Love is blind,
Whether rain
or shine,
Eventhough it causes lots of pain.

Hate

Blinded by hate,
Thoughts started to flood;
You cannot think straight,
As all you see is a pool of blood.

Written By: Maou (copyright)

2009-05-07T19:05:00.000+08:00

"let's prove to everyone that even as we hate life, we naturally rock at it." -Oreo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OREO, WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID?

If we rock at life, we won't hate it, cause everything will go without a hitch. Your words don't make sense.

So I say, we hate life, and we suck at it.

<3, M.

NOT the love/hate challenge

2009-05-06T20:42:00.001+08:00

Hello everyone this isn't about the love/hate challenge thing. my "entry" would probably come another day. Just today, all i want to say is that.
LIFE SUCKS BECAUSE IT IS SO UNFAIR.
ahh what, yes president? i hear you laughing to yourself down there. very funny meh? yeahyeahyeah. i know. i've succumbed to the evil side? yeah. maybe. for a minute or 2. but that's all ok. and really, i need to get this out of my heart.

I hate double standards.
but as i said, life's unfair.
but i really can't accept it. why?

i hope you all don't know what i'm talking about. i'll probably just die if you do. anyway, just want to wish you all all the best for the remaining 2/3 papers.
let's prove to everyone that even as we hate life, we naturally rock at it.
oreo.

Prize

2009-05-06T17:45:00.000+08:00

Hmm...
Our Vice-prez came up with a pretty good idea. Shall I add in something extra?

Since she said that the person who comes up with the best post for the 'Hate/Love challenge' will get a chance to be an honorary member, I'll give a prize to the person who comes up with the most creative idea that I'll personally pick. Kinda like a consolation prize. Anyone who joins will also be given a little gift from me~

So ya'll do your best. I'm expecting long love songs, poetry on hatred, compositions on love/hate and I wouldn't mind seeing videos being made either.

Director,
LBandit

P.S. Ya'll must use English and don't curse. I'll kill anyone who does. -smile-

BLUE

2009-05-05T19:04:00.000+08:00

Finally, after many many tries on getting in to this freaking website. God knows how many times i tried. Tomorrow is chemistry exam and here i am walloping in self pity.........

Like i said, i think i am suffering from depression.....
I don't know why but somehow, chemistry has this effect on me...
making me depressed and all, i don't know how i should cure it.....
Everytime i study chemistry, i have this feeling that a big rock is crushing on me and i am unable to move it, no one's there to help me push it away either....
Everytime i thought i have grasp the gist of that subject, i found something new and the understanding seems to slip away from me.....
Again, i found myself in this state, in this state of blur............
I often ask myself, how come everyone understands this subject and i don't?
My laziness, my stupidity or what?
All this while i have a feeling that i am falling into the embassy or darkness, with no one there, just me and me alone.
Is there anyone that can save me, lead me out of this dark and cold place to a place where the sun shines brightly and the world is always cheery??????
haha....................................... i think not.................................................
my world will always be filled with sadness that can never be removed......

always filled with sadness,
mouse

btw, i ain't writing for the competition, just letting of steam......

LOVE HATE CHALLENGE (M)

2009-05-04T20:00:00.001+08:00

This is your vice-president speaking. (HAHA I SOUND LIKE THE AIRPLANE PILOT.)

In view of my recent post, and the fact that I noticed that quite a number of people actually are talking about Love and Hate and the ceaseless and incessant cycle of love/hate, I am proposing this:

A challenge to everyone.

If you can come up with the best post that talks about the topic of Love/Hate, you'll get a prize.

Which will probably be a place as an Honorary member of the LSS (which no one has gotten since LB got promoted to director) (I'll speak with the BoD about this as well, no worries), which is a very great honour :))))))

And yes, rotten members can be Honorary members too. After Honorary members come the BoD :) Isn't that cool? One more step till TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!

So if you're bored and taking a break from all the studying, just post something up.

Make sure you put "Love/Hate Challenge" at the top of your post so everyone (mostly me) will be able to tell that you're writing for the challenge.

You can write a poem thing, an article on your thoughts, or even a simple question that makes us go like "Woah, I never thought about that." Any length is accepted.

I hope to get some response from you members (BoD can post too so we set good examples!).

Cheerio,
Your beloved Vice-president,
M.

EDIT: THIS CHALLENGE WILL CLOSE ON THE 19TH OF MAY :D

2009-05-03T22:21:00.000+08:00

If love stems from hate, what does hate stem from?

Love?

So does that mean that love-and-hate are a never-ending cycle?

Something for you to think about to keep those brain juices working.

<3, M.

2009-05-03T14:43:00.000+08:00

Hahahaha I really hate mid years.

(Beef)

2009-05-02T23:14:00.000+08:00

I'm here to darken your day once more.

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People say, "Hate is a strong word."

What gives?

Hate is actually the weakest word of them all.

If you want the strongest word, it's:

Love.

Wanna know why?

'Cause love is something that we cannot see with our eyes, cannot hear with our ears and cannot touch with our hands.

Yet, we can see it, hear it and feel it in another way altogether.

That's right.

The heart.

And after you've experienced love, you never wanna let it go.

But when it does, it takes away every sense from your heart.

The sight, sound and touch.

And that leaves you completely empty.

Like an empty shell.

And you keep to yourself, not wanting to see anything, hear anything or touch anything anymore.

'Cause you're afraid of what love can do to you.

Hate, on the other hand.

Spurs you on, ignites an invisible flame in you, and makes you more competitive.

It makes you work harder for what you feel you should get.

It makes you want to win.

And you'll go all out to get what you want. And you know it.

So who says hate is a strong word?

Hate is actually the weakest word of them all.

'Cause when you say it, it doesn't have any negative effects on you.

Well, at least, not like love.

Hate motivates you.

Love brings you down.

So which is the stronger word?

You decide for yourself.

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<3M.

2009-05-02T15:05:00.000+08:00

i am so going to fail everything.
life is so empty suddenly. just so boring and weird. i miss some things that are bound to change very soon. i read somewhere that people loose their hapiness when they just cant accept things and when they dont get what they want. unhappiness, hate. emotions that are strongly felt by everyone.it really messes up a person. everything that is felt by a person is the cause of what they are. happiness and love nothing is permenant all there is left in a person is hate and sorrow
but sometimes all u need is sorrow and hate to keep u going.
so keep going and never give up. life just sucks nothing in the world can change that but face it bravely. just keep smiling! and u will get through this
president

hmm...

2009-05-01T21:02:00.000+08:00

Our VP sounds quite emo nowadays. But i agree. Hate is a strong word, it's also a strong emotion. In that aspect, I would think it fitting. Emotions are basically strong. Pure hatred, despair, desire are all strong emotions that makes someone lose their mind. But what they affect would be the heart. Thus leading to the question.

What controls the person?

Is it our mind? With all our scientific theories and facts. Or is it our heart? With our emotions that seem uncontrollable? More precisely, is it our soul? But what makes the soul? What makes us... us? The difference between everyone is not only due to our appearance, but something deeper. What it it?

HAHAHA! So many questions. There's also the question to life, but that shall be for another day.

Truth be told, my purpose of posting today is to tell ya'll the answer ppl came up for the qns "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

We got four answers. Wow. that's very little people.

What ppl said : Both are annoying. Both are black. Both are bad omens. Both are made used of by humans.

Real result: I have no idea. It was actually suppose to be a pun. The question was actually written "When is a reven like a writting desk?" Thus the answer should have been 'never'. But after a while, ppl corrected this spelling error. So there is no true answer to this question. Still an unsolved mystery~

Love, Hate and Eternal Sorrow,
Director

mouse's first post

2009-05-01T20:46:00.000+08:00

Sighhhhhhh......as all of you all know, this blog is where you report all the gloomy things that happened to you. Therefore, i shall start by writing what made me a gloomy person.

1. annoying parents ( why? cos they scold me every day for being so lazy. )
2. stupid exams ( why? cos i can't get the freaking test papers from the website. )
3. sad hong kong dramas ( why? cos it got me crying all day and now my eyes are swollen. )
4. vicious woman ( why? cos they made everybody sad in the sad hong kong drama. )

that's all for today but i am sure the list would increase as day passes by. by this time you all would have realise that i brought all this sadness onto myself and blame others for it. and yes i would agree with that statement. why is there hate? cos you people blame others for causing sadness to you or make you feel unpleasant is it not? that is why life sucks.sigh...... i have finished my all so "amazing"speech. Thank you for your kinddddd attention. *bow*

mouse

p.s. pls feel free to rebute my statement. (even though i don't really care....)
p.p.s if anyone is interested in sad hong kong dramas pls ask, i will gladly give you a list of names.
p.p.p.s i want my position in the board. (to whom this applies to. )

M

2009-05-01T13:48:00.000+08:00

Love.

Love is healing. Love makes the world go ‘round. Love is all you need.
Yeah, okay.

Whoever said that, obviously forgot about the part where it could destroy you, leave you empty and worthless, numb to everything, except the suffocating pain of knowing you aren’t good enough.

Hate.

Hate is strong word. Hate destroys us. Hate is an ugly thing.

Says who?

Sometimes, it’s our hate that drives us. It fuels us, pushing us through the past, forcing us to accept what we have. It gives us a reason to move. It motivates us into action.

Sometimes, hate is all we have.

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<3>M.

2009-04-17T22:50:00.000+08:00

HEY HEY :D

This is a gentle reminder!

DON'T BREAK OUR RULES.

<3,
M.

2009-04-17T21:54:00.000+08:00

you all might be wondering. 'why the hell is she president she hardly blogs here. what gives her the rights'. my excuse, life sucked so much for the past few days that i did not know how to express it. anyway i am back, i bet you missed my posts. haha.

you know i found out that all fariy tales are sick. even little mermaid, its about a person's soul not love or some crap. little mermaid just wanted to be immortal cause the soul of the human goes to a better place than mermaids. she wants the prince's love so that she can be mortal and her soul so called immortal. and she works hard for it. if u get what i mean. there's a manga version in mangafox search for it yourself if u are interested but it contains mature content. i advice dont bother. i just looked at the front pg and was digusted. i didnt bother to read and find out. conclusion fariy tales are sick: what message are they trying to send to the children. despite censoring the gross parts, its sill sick.

i find that our blog is kinda dead. wait its dead. so everyone post something anything!
how much your day sucked
why life sucks
on our theme fariy tales
or anything u want

haha. hope ur life does not suck, but it probably does. so study hard for mid years and do whatever u please

president

Did you know...?

2009-04-14T21:23:00.000+08:00

Did you know...?

The story 'Alice In Wonderland' is banned in Hunan, China. Why? Because "animals should not use human language" and it "put animals and human beings on the same level."

+Why is the raven like a writing desk?+

-Grins-
See if any of you can come up with a unique answer.

LSS director.

Random Story

2009-04-12T16:24:00.001+08:00

Once there was a little girl, called Little Red Riding Hood, for she wore always that red riding hood. Now her mother had made her a suit of clothing for her to wear, and this suit of clothing had been made completely out of metal. Her mother then went away to stay alone in a little cottage in the woods, and told the girl, "only when you have worn out this suit of clothing shall you come and visit me." So the girl, nodding solemnly, bade her mother goodbye and set to work to wearing out her suit of metal clothing.

Everyday she rubbed herself against the walls of her home, so that the clothing would be worn out sooner. Everyday, day-by-day, without fail she would rub herself against the walls, till her clothes became thinner, and thinner till she completely wore it out. Elated, she made some bread with butter and wheat cakes for her mother, intending them as gifts, and left her house for her mother's cottage in the woods.

Along the way, just as she was about to enter the woods, she encountered a wolf, which asked for some of her cakes and bread. She refused, for it was to be a gift to her mother. Unfazed, the wolf asked if she would be traveling via the road of pins or the road of needles. The young girl replied that she would be using the road of pins. Thus, the wolf ran quickly down the road of needles and knocked upon the door to the girl's mother's cottage.

"Who is it?" the girl's mother asked.

"It is I, your daughter, come to bring you cakes and bread." And when the mother opened the door, the wolf killed her, eating most of her.

Sometime later, the young girl finally arrived at her mother's cottage. Knocking upon the door, she heard her mother call out in a strange voice, "who's at the door?"

"It is I, your daughter, come to bring you bread and cakes, for I have worn out my clothing of metal and now come to visit you."

"Come in my daughter, the door is not locked!" But the door was locked, and the little girl had to climb in through the little hole at the bottom of the door.

Once inside, she noticed that her mother was in bed. After the long walk through the woods the girl was hungry, and said thus to her mother. "Mother, I'm hungry, for I have traveled far and deep to this place."

And so the reply was, "there is meat in the cupboard, that you may consume to sate your hunger."

And as the little girl was about to eat the meat from the cupboard, suddenly a cat jumped onto the cupboard and told the girl, "do not eat this meat, for this is the meat of your mother, whom has been murdered most foul by the wolf that now sleeps in her bed!"

Thus the little girl told her mother, "Mother, this cat says that it is your meat that I am about to eat!"

And her mother told her, "Surely this cat is lying, for am I not alive and well, talking to you even now? So throw your stick at the cat and eat the meat to sate your hunger." So the girl obediently threw her stick at the cat, thus scaring it off before consuming the meat.

When she had eaten her fill, she felt thirsty, and told her mother so. "There is a bottle of wine above the fireplace child, drink it, and sate your thirst."

And as the girl went to the fireplace and picked up the bottle, a bird flew onto the fireplace and chirped, "little girl, do not drink this wine, for it is the blood of your mother that has been killed by the wolf whom now lies upon the bed."

And when the little girl said to her mother, "mother, there is a bird that says that this bottle of red wine that I am about to drink is your blood, and that you were killed by a wolf, whom now lies in your place!"

And thus came the reply, "child, am I not alive and well? So is the bird lying. Throw your cloak at it, that you may then drink of the wine in peace, and vanquish your thirst." Thus the girl did as she was told, and drank of the wine, till not a drop was left.

Now when she had eaten and drank her fill, till hungry and thirsty she was not, suddenly the girl felt sleepy. Thus her mother said to her, "come child, and rest by my side. I would have you by me once more." And the girl walked to her mother's side and undressed. Putting her clothes of cotton and wool neatly by the side, she climbed into the sheets with mother, so as to rest. There she saw her mother, looking very strange.

"Why mother," She exclaimed, "what big ears you have!"

"The better to hear you with, my child." Came the reply.

"Why mother," the girl continued, "what big eyes you have!"

"All the better to see you with, my child." Came the reply.

"But mother, what big paws you have!" The girl exclaimed.

"The better to hug you with." Came the reply.

"Oh mother, what big, sharp teeth and terrible mouth you have!" The girl cried out.

"The better to eat you with!" The wolf said.

And at that, the wolf pounced upon the girl and devoured her, rending apart her flesh and bone, eating her alive, ignoring her screams.

And thus, the wolf ate the girl, sating its hunger.

For you kids out there.... Be careful of who you listen...

Director,
LBandit

2009-04-07T21:19:00.000+08:00

To our dearest Director,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Continue to have a GREAT life!

~cos life can't get any better than this.
:D

+irritated+

2009-04-05T17:40:00.000+08:00

U all ah...
I know I let you all change your nickname, but stop changing so frequently leh.

Anyway, I'm gonna stop helping you all change your nickname. So if you want to change it, tell me by 11 April. I not going to allow nicknames like :) or @.@ or anything of this sort. So those ppl go change your nicknames.

SO, PLEASE CHOOSE A NICKNAME THAT WILL REPRESENT YOU!!!

Maybe something special so that everyone will know it's you?

Director,
LBandit

THE :D-VERSION OF SLEEPING BEAUTY.

2009-04-04T20:43:00.000+08:00

Hello all. I have decided to post another version of sleeping beauty! I bet none of you has ever heard of this before. Here goes:

Once upon a time, there was a schoolgirl who was in sec 3. One day, she collapsed of exhaustion, never waking up again until 100 years later, when she was suddenly woken up by a textbook falling on her head. Turns out alien martians had come to earth and destroyed everything except for this sweet-looking sleeping girl. so they decided to keep her as an exhibit, quietly transferring her and her room items into this huge glass box and sealing it in such a way that nothing inside the room was able to move. However, by accident this wasn't done properly and after 100 years, a textbook was able to roll out when the space rocket was landing and hit the girl's head. The girl awoke thinking that it was time for homework and was shocked to find herself in a glass room with aliens staring right at her. so she screamed and fainted, only waking up to find that it was just a dream, before continuing with her homework.

wasn't that a fantastic story? Proves that not all alternative versions of fairy tales are sick and gruesome, which i guess does not really go well with the theme, but who cares? I'm a rotten member.
:D

2009-04-03T19:42:00.000+08:00

Original story of sleeping beauty
Hey everyone u must have heard the story of sleeping beauty but guess what that’s not the original one. In the Disney version sleeping beauty falls into 100 years of sleep due to a spell and was later awaked by a prince’s kiss. That’s shit you know. In the original, she does fall into 100 years of sleep due to a spell but the prince instead of breaking the spell, rapes her. She becomes pregnant and still sleeping gives birth to twins. The twins crawl out and while feeding one of the twins suck her finger instead. and sucks out the splinter of wood, the spell is broken. How sick.

Anyway what will u see if u see if type lifesuckssociety?

The One Truth.
Welcome to the Life Sucks Society! The one place where we can b*tch about the world. Purpose. Do we even need one? Board of Directors. ♥President Money ...lifesuckssociety.blogspot.com/ - Similar pages

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
president

M's post

2009-04-03T11:14:00.000+08:00

In line with our current theme, here's a FUN FACT for you guys!

DID YOU KNOW?

- In the tale of snow white that we are all familiar with, the Queen asks a huntsman to kill her and bring her heart back as proof. Instead, the huntsman can’t bring himself to do it and returns with the heart of a boar. Now, fortunately disney hasn’t done too much damage to this tale, but they did leave out one important original element: in the original tale, the Queen actually asks for Snow White’s liver and lungs - which are to be served for dinner that night! Also in the original, Snow White wakes up when she is jostled by the prince’s horse as he carries her back to his castle - not from a magical kiss. What the prince wanted to do with a dead girl’s body I will leave to your imagination. Oh - in the Grimm version, the tale ends with the Queen being forced to dance to death in red hot iron shoes!

- In this heart warming tale, we hear of pretty little goldilocks who finds the house of the three bears. She sneaks inside and eats their food, sits in their chairs, and finally falls asleep on the bed of the littlest bear. When the bears return home they find her asleep - she awakens and escapes out the window in terror. The original tale (which actually only dates to 1837) has two possible variations. In the first, the bears find Goldilocks and rip her apart and eat her. In the second, Goldilocks is actually an old hag who (like the sanitized version) jumps out of a window when the bears wake her up. The story ends by telling us that she either broke her neck in the fall, or was arrested for vagrancy and sent to the “House of Correction”.

- In the widely known version of Hansel and Gretel, we hear of two little children who become lost in the forest, eventually finding their way to a gingerbread house which belongs to a wicked witch. The children end up enslaved for a time as the witch prepares them for eating. They figure their way out and throw the witch in a fire and escape. In an earlier French version of this tale (called The Lost Children), instead of a witch we have a devil. Now the wicked old devil is tricked by the children (in much the same way as Hansel and Gretel) but he works it out and puts together a sawhorse to put one of the children on to bleed (that isn’t an error - he really does). The children pretend not to know how to get on the sawhorse so the devil’s wife demonstrates. While she is lying down the kids slash her throat and escape with the Devil's money. The devil gives chase but dies in the process.

:D How's that for a bedtime story?

<3,
Your vice president
M.

Interesting to note...

2009-04-03T11:06:00.000+08:00

Just an interesting note,

if you type lifesuckssoceity in google now, we're NUMBER ONE on the list!

YAY!

<3,
M.

New Theme

2009-04-03T09:18:00.000+08:00

Ok ppl, we decided to change our theme.

'The Fool' is a rather hard theme to follow and since our members have developed an interest in fairy tales, our new theme shall be:

GRUESOME MYTHS & TALES

So... from now on, post stories/tales that are scary or not those common happy tales that we know. :)

Director,
LBandit

Life~

2009-04-01T20:34:00.000+08:00

Hello! This is rotten member :D speaking. And in order not to break the rules and become a janitor, I shall post a thought-provoking post about life.

Life.
What is the meaning of life?
hmm.

ok that's all for today, leaving you on a positive note~
:D

APRIL FOOL'S

2009-04-01T10:41:00.000+08:00

HELLO ALL!!!

Today's the First Of April! Meaning: APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!

Did you know...?

2009-03-28T22:25:00.000+08:00

Did you know...?

The nursery rhyme 'Ring A Ring O Poises' was actually talking about the Budonic Plague (Black Death) that hit england in the 1300s?

The symptoms of the plague included a rosy red rash in the shape of a ring on the skin (Ring around the rosy). Pockets and pouches were filled with sweet smelling herbs ( or posies) which were carried due to the belief that the disease was transmitted by bad smells. The term "Ashes Ashes" refers to the cremation of the dead bodies! The English version of "Ring around the rosy" replaces Ashes with (A-tishoo, A-tishoo) as violent sneezing was another symptom of the disease.

Ring a ring o' rosies
A pocketful of posies
"A-tishoo, A-tishoo"
We all fall down!

Isn't it kinda gruesome? I heard this nursery rhyme very often when I was young. +.+

-LB

first

2009-03-28T21:08:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS. I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MISSION FOR ALL YOU YOU!!!

As you know, we are an open society that allows *most* people to join. So... it's kinda sad to see our society be so empty. Therefore, we need you all to go advertise our society. Try. We should at least have 13 members (excluding BOD).

Thanks.
-LB

2009-03-28T14:33:00.000+08:00

As an Add-on to our dear President's post...

YES YES! I mean, if you're gonna rub it into our faces that life r***s so much that you can't get enough of it, we shall put you in our JANITOR section. We still respect Rotten Members, since they're still technically a member and all, but if you continue to persist in promoting life to us, we shall put you as a JANITOR >:( Janitors will not be able to get promoted or pick up their previous post, so you'll be stuck as one. FOREVER. Or until we're lenient enough to put you back.

Technically, it is a name status and doesn't mean anything, but could you please try to get along with the rest of us? If you want to promote your stance, do it in such a way that you don't make the BoD angry. Janitors aren't a very nice status to call yourself you know.

The BoD is very nice. We respect every single one of our members, even though you like life and all. I mean, we're what? 15? Life is good and has its ups; it just sucks sometimes. So when you think life sucks, don't come running back to us, okay?

Like I said before, we're sugar spice and everything nice, but if you wanna mess with us, you better think twice.

Love,
Your Vice President
M.

P.S: Rotten Members, if you're gonna have a handshake, please do not infringe 'copyright' rules. Make up your own. Seriously.

>.<

2009-03-27T22:54:00.000+08:00

And now, your daily dose of Silly Quotes, that'll take your mind off life for awhile.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'

There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.

Spread the word,
Your Vice President
M.

-this is a daily (or it should be, unless i don't have time that day then it's not daily) post to make you smile for a moment before remembering that the reason you're looking here is because you came to a blog that said life sucks. and then you get back to your sad sad life. -

>.<

2009-03-26T21:25:00.000+08:00

And now, your daily dose of Silly Quotes, that'll take your mind off life for awhile.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

Spread the word,
Your Vice President
M.

-this is a daily (or it should be, unless i don't have time that day then it's not daily) post to make you smile for a moment before remembering that the reason you're looking here is because you came to a blog that said life sucks. and then you get back to your sad sad life. -

2009-03-26T21:19:00.000+08:00

yo! hows life sucks right anyway, i am kinda annoyed at ppl rubbin that life r****s at my face. i dunno what u all see in life seriously. if u want to appreciate life cause of whatever reasons is it really worth it? life still sucks in the end. whats the point in living if u r goin to die one day. rotten members get a life wait i cant really say that i have got no life. yes i dont. so if u think that way i am not forcing u to change ur mindset just dont piss me off seriously or u will regret it. life sucks so much that its finally gettin to my brains.

ok now something else. since we are in an awesome society i suggest that we plan some activities and outings when everyone is free. BoD lets meet up one day to discuss our plans. yeah man we rock! if anyone got anything to say tag!!!!!!

PRESIDENT

:(

2009-03-26T20:34:00.000+08:00

ok. here is something for those rotten members. I understand that you think life r*cks. But dun rub it to our faces abt it k? cos it kinda feels like that. :p but it's fun to have people for thinks differently and I dun mind debates abt it. BUT STOP STEALING OUR MEMBERS!!! GO CREATE YOUR OWN BLOG IF YA GONNA DO THAT!!! >:(

other then that, i'm gonna try to make certain changes to the blog soon and i'll pass the pwd and everything to ya'll soon. And since we're still currently still a young society, please give ideas or any suggestions on how to improve our blog. Thanks!

Director,
LBandit

>.<

2009-03-25T21:14:00.000+08:00

And now, your daily dose of Silly Quotes, that'll take your mind off life for awhile.

Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and the world will laugh with you. Laugh like a hyena and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Spread the word,
Your Vice President
M.

-this is a daily (or it should be, unless i don't have time that day then it's not daily) post to make you smile for a moment before remembering that the reason you're looking here is because you came to a blog that said life sucks. and then you get back to your sad sad life. -

2009-03-25T20:13:00.000+08:00

hows ur day sucky, right man whatever anyway.
YO i am your honarable president AKA your founder of this blog anyway some rules we have to get right,
NO SAYING LIFE R**KS its a censored word
BE DEPRESSED IN THIS BLOG (ya!)
AND UHH(i dunno what else to say)

anyway i would like to thank my vice president for coping up with me when i want to cross over to the dark side(life r**cks) as u see my evil twin actually locked away my depression. i have to thank her for making me see the light(in this case the darkness). and bearing with my unbelievely irratating split personalities*

Yes i would also like to thank my director for doing such a gd job in setting up this blog. rock on. you too helped me let me see the light and were my sense of inspiration to spread the message to the world that life sucks

to all my members u all just rock to be the one of the firsts members and my rotten member, its our duty make to see the sense.so members haunt her

like my vice president, M said better think twice wait more than that before u wanna mess with u we have much suckiness to deal with this world already

so spread the word life sucks!

PRESIDENT OF THE LIFE SUCKS SOCIETY(sounds so cool)

let's get on with this.

2009-03-25T17:46:00.000+08:00

Yo, it's your Vice-prez speaking.

I have sore throat, so don't make me scream, comprendo?

Hehe, so now i shall list all our available ranks in this *cough* joyous club of ours.

President (OUR FOUNDER. MANI. Head of everything.)
Vice-President (OUR CO-FOUNDER. ME. Co-Head of everything.)
Director (Secretary. IC of all administrative & IT details. LB fills the role now.)
Honorary Member (Allowed access to other things beside posting.)
Member (Emo people who agree on our stance. Normal member. Can only post.)
Rotten Member (Cheerful people who think they can change our mindset about life. HA!)
Janitor (Lowest of all low. People we think suck as much as life shall come here.)

The Board of Directors (Prez, Vice prez, Director) will decide on your rank. Please be patient. They're dealing with a lot of suckiness in the world as well and can't please everyone.

Note: We're sugar and spice and everything nice but if u wanna mess with us, u better think twice.

Have a good day.
Your VP,
M.

NOTICE

2009-03-24T21:32:00.001+08:00

Due to popular (or not) demand, I'm gonna ask those ppl who wanna join our *nice* society to send me a mail/message/notice.

Because I don't really check the tagboard, I cannot keep track of who to add.

My e-mail: laughing_bandit@hotmail.com

Please tell me what nickname you want to go by, if you want to be linked to anywhere, etc.
The hierarchy thing is just for fun, but you gonna have to work your way up! ^^ So we all start as members, then continue on. I'll mail you the pwd, etc when you're confirmed to be a member.
(This feels like a club)

Oh yah, just to tell ya'll. The music is from my own playlist. If any song annoys you or anything, tell me and i'll remove it. I also take special requests.

P.S. This society has nothing to do with any public/school activities. This is purely for fun and to tell the world how SUCKY it truly is.

P.P.S. Shall we make a logo?

Ello N Welcome

2009-03-22T19:31:00.000+08:00

Yo!
This is the first posting by me. Anyway, the blog's still under-going certain changes, etc. So just go with what I can come up with for now. Any comments or complaints shall be ignored until i bother to listen.
Thanks. Or not.

~Laughing Bandit D Royale