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Friday, April 17, 2009
HEY HEY :DThis is a gentle reminder!
DON'T BREAK OUR RULES.
<3,
M.
10:50 PM
you all might be wondering. 'why the hell is she president she hardly blogs here. what gives her the rights'. my excuse, life sucked so much for the past few days that i did not know how to express it. anyway i am back, i bet you missed my posts. haha.
you know i found out that all fariy tales are sick. even little mermaid, its about a person's soul not love or some crap. little mermaid just wanted to be immortal cause the soul of the human goes to a better place than mermaids. she wants the prince's love so that she can be mortal and her soul so called immortal. and she works hard for it. if u get what i mean. there's a manga version in mangafox search for it yourself if u are interested but it contains mature content. i advice dont bother. i just looked at the front pg and was digusted. i didnt bother to read and find out. conclusion fariy tales are sick: what message are they trying to send to the children. despite censoring the gross parts, its sill sick.
i find that our blog is kinda dead. wait its dead. so everyone post something anything!
how much your day sucked
why life sucks
on our theme fariy tales
or anything u want
haha. hope ur life does not suck, but it probably does. so study hard for mid years and do whatever u please
president
9:54 PM
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Did you know...?The story 'Alice In Wonderland' is banned in Hunan, China. Why? Because "animals should not use human language" and it "put animals and human beings on the same level."
+Why is the raven like a writing desk?+
-Grins-
See if any of you can come up with a unique answer.
LSS director.
9:23 PM
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Once there was a little girl, called Little Red Riding Hood, for she wore always that red riding hood. Now her mother had made her a suit of clothing for her to wear, and this suit of clothing had been made completely out of metal. Her mother then went away to stay alone in a little cottage in the woods, and told the girl, "only when you have worn out this suit of clothing shall you come and visit me." So the girl, nodding solemnly, bade her mother goodbye and set to work to wearing out her suit of metal clothing.
Everyday she rubbed herself against the walls of her home, so that the clothing would be worn out sooner. Everyday, day-by-day, without fail she would rub herself against the walls, till her clothes became thinner, and thinner till she completely wore it out. Elated, she made some bread with butter and wheat cakes for her mother, intending them as gifts, and left her house for her mother's cottage in the woods.
Along the way, just as she was about to enter the woods, she encountered a wolf, which asked for some of her cakes and bread. She refused, for it was to be a gift to her mother. Unfazed, the wolf asked if she would be traveling via the road of pins or the road of needles. The young girl replied that she would be using the road of pins. Thus, the wolf ran quickly down the road of needles and knocked upon the door to the girl's mother's cottage.
"Who is it?" the girl's mother asked.
"It is I, your daughter, come to bring you cakes and bread." And when the mother opened the door, the wolf killed her, eating most of her.
Sometime later, the young girl finally arrived at her mother's cottage. Knocking upon the door, she heard her mother call out in a strange voice, "who's at the door?"
"It is I, your daughter, come to bring you bread and cakes, for I have worn out my clothing of metal and now come to visit you."
"Come in my daughter, the door is not locked!" But the door was locked, and the little girl had to climb in through the little hole at the bottom of the door.
Once inside, she noticed that her mother was in bed. After the long walk through the woods the girl was hungry, and said thus to her mother. "Mother, I'm hungry, for I have traveled far and deep to this place."
And so the reply was, "there is meat in the cupboard, that you may consume to sate your hunger."
And as the little girl was about to eat the meat from the cupboard, suddenly a cat jumped onto the cupboard and told the girl, "do not eat this meat, for this is the meat of your mother, whom has been murdered most foul by the wolf that now sleeps in her bed!"
Thus the little girl told her mother, "Mother, this cat says that it is your meat that I am about to eat!"
And her mother told her, "Surely this cat is lying, for am I not alive and well, talking to you even now? So throw your stick at the cat and eat the meat to sate your hunger." So the girl obediently threw her stick at the cat, thus scaring it off before consuming the meat.
When she had eaten her fill, she felt thirsty, and told her mother so. "There is a bottle of wine above the fireplace child, drink it, and sate your thirst."
And as the girl went to the fireplace and picked up the bottle, a bird flew onto the fireplace and chirped, "little girl, do not drink this wine, for it is the blood of your mother that has been killed by the wolf whom now lies upon the bed."
And when the little girl said to her mother, "mother, there is a bird that says that this bottle of red wine that I am about to drink is your blood, and that you were killed by a wolf, whom now lies in your place!"
And thus came the reply, "child, am I not alive and well? So is the bird lying. Throw your cloak at it, that you may then drink of the wine in peace, and vanquish your thirst." Thus the girl did as she was told, and drank of the wine, till not a drop was left.
Now when she had eaten and drank her fill, till hungry and thirsty she was not, suddenly the girl felt sleepy. Thus her mother said to her, "come child, and rest by my side. I would have you by me once more." And the girl walked to her mother's side and undressed. Putting her clothes of cotton and wool neatly by the side, she climbed into the sheets with mother, so as to rest. There she saw her mother, looking very strange.
"Why mother," She exclaimed, "what big ears you have!"
"The better to hear you with, my child." Came the reply.
"Why mother," the girl continued, "what big eyes you have!"
"All the better to see you with, my child." Came the reply.
"But mother, what big paws you have!" The girl exclaimed.
"The better to hug you with." Came the reply.
"Oh mother, what big, sharp teeth and terrible mouth you have!" The girl cried out.
"The better to eat you with!" The wolf said.
And at that, the wolf pounced upon the girl and devoured her, rending apart her flesh and bone, eating her alive, ignoring her screams.
And thus, the wolf ate the girl, sating its hunger.
For you kids out there.... Be careful of who you listen...
Director,
LBandit
4:24 PM
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
To our dearest Director,HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Continue to have a GREAT life!
~cos life can't get any better than this.
:D
9:19 PM
Sunday, April 5, 2009
U all ah...I know I let you all change your nickname, but stop changing so frequently leh.
Anyway, I'm gonna stop helping you all change your nickname. So if you want to change it, tell me by 11 April. I not going to allow nicknames like :) or @.@ or anything of this sort. So those ppl go change your nicknames.
SO, PLEASE CHOOSE A NICKNAME THAT WILL REPRESENT YOU!!!
Maybe something special so that everyone will know it's you?
Director,
LBandit
5:40 PM
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Hello all. I have decided to post another version of sleeping beauty! I bet none of you has ever heard of this before. Here goes:wasn't that a fantastic story? Proves that not all alternative versions of fairy tales are sick and gruesome, which i guess does not really go well with the theme, but who cares? I'm a rotten member.
Once upon a time, there was a schoolgirl who was in sec 3. One day, she collapsed of exhaustion, never waking up again until 100 years later, when she was suddenly woken up by a textbook falling on her head. Turns out alien martians had come to earth and destroyed everything except for this sweet-looking sleeping girl. so they decided to keep her as an exhibit, quietly transferring her and her room items into this huge glass box and sealing it in such a way that nothing inside the room was able to move. However, by accident this wasn't done properly and after 100 years, a textbook was able to roll out when the space rocket was landing and hit the girl's head. The girl awoke thinking that it was time for homework and was shocked to find herself in a glass room with aliens staring right at her. so she screamed and fainted, only waking up to find that it was just a dream, before continuing with her homework.
:D
8:43 PM
Friday, April 3, 2009
Original story of sleeping beautyHey everyone u must have heard the story of sleeping beauty but guess what that’s not the original one. In the Disney version sleeping beauty falls into 100 years of sleep due to a spell and was later awaked by a prince’s kiss. That’s shit you know. In the original, she does fall into 100 years of sleep due to a spell but the prince instead of breaking the spell, rapes her. She becomes pregnant and still sleeping gives birth to twins. The twins crawl out and while feeding one of the twins suck her finger instead. and sucks out the splinter of wood, the spell is broken. How sick.
Anyway what will u see if u see if type lifesuckssociety?
The One Truth.
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Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
president
7:42 PM
In line with our current theme, here's a FUN FACT for you guys!
DID YOU KNOW?
- In the tale of snow white that we are all familiar with, the Queen asks a huntsman to kill her and bring her heart back as proof. Instead, the huntsman can’t bring himself to do it and returns with the heart of a boar. Now, fortunately disney hasn’t done too much damage to this tale, but they did leave out one important original element: in the original tale, the Queen actually asks for Snow White’s liver and lungs - which are to be served for dinner that night! Also in the original, Snow White wakes up when she is jostled by the prince’s horse as he carries her back to his castle - not from a magical kiss. What the prince wanted to do with a dead girl’s body I will leave to your imagination. Oh - in the Grimm version, the tale ends with the Queen being forced to dance to death in red hot iron shoes!
- In this heart warming tale, we hear of pretty little goldilocks who finds the house of the three bears. She sneaks inside and eats their food, sits in their chairs, and finally falls asleep on the bed of the littlest bear. When the bears return home they find her asleep - she awakens and escapes out the window in terror. The original tale (which actually only dates to 1837) has two possible variations. In the first, the bears find Goldilocks and rip her apart and eat her. In the second, Goldilocks is actually an old hag who (like the sanitized version) jumps out of a window when the bears wake her up. The story ends by telling us that she either broke her neck in the fall, or was arrested for vagrancy and sent to the “House of Correction”.
- In the widely known version of Hansel and Gretel, we hear of two little children who become lost in the forest, eventually finding their way to a gingerbread house which belongs to a wicked witch. The children end up enslaved for a time as the witch prepares them for eating. They figure their way out and throw the witch in a fire and escape. In an earlier French version of this tale (called The Lost Children), instead of a witch we have a devil. Now the wicked old devil is tricked by the children (in much the same way as Hansel and Gretel) but he works it out and puts together a sawhorse to put one of the children on to bleed (that isn’t an error - he really does). The children pretend not to know how to get on the sawhorse so the devil’s wife demonstrates. While she is lying down the kids slash her throat and escape with the Devil's money. The devil gives chase but dies in the process.
:D How's that for a bedtime story?
<3,
Your vice president
M.
11:14 AM
Just an interesting note,
if you type lifesuckssoceity in google now, we're NUMBER ONE on the list!
YAY!
<3,
M.
11:06 AM
Ok ppl, we decided to change our theme.
'The Fool' is a rather hard theme to follow and since our members have developed an interest in fairy tales, our new theme shall be:
GRUESOME MYTHS & TALES
So... from now on, post stories/tales that are scary or not those common happy tales that we know. :)
Director,
LBandit
9:18 AM
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Hello! This is rotten member :D speaking. And in order not to break the rules and become a janitor, I shall post a thought-provoking post about life.Life.
What is the meaning of life?
hmm.
ok that's all for today, leaving you on a positive note~
:D
8:34 PM
HELLO ALL!!!
Today's the First Of April! Meaning: APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!
10:41 AM